February 26, 2009
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crazy ass dream
i dreamed i slept with this girl then i got pregnant.
how fucked up is that? i woke up and realized that my stomach wasn’t feel well all night and was kind of full and rumbling while i was sleeping, and that undoubtedly made me dream that i got pregnant.
nice segue to… wtf is wrong with my innards? it’s literally taking like 3x as long to digest anything these past few days and it’s also affecting the quality of my shit in a bad way. i’m also tired all the time, as i think this indigestion is causing some kind of malnourishment. you know how when you take a vitamin your piss looks like radioactive gatorade? well mine does anyway… usually within a few hours, if not sooner. so i took the vitamin yesterday and no glowing yellow piss! the shit train is all backed up. something’s broken.
Comments (9)
i literally lol reading that you got pregnant in your dreams. noyce.
try some alka-seltzer and eat jook or eat less for the next few days. it happens to me all the time because i have a very weak digestive system. at least that works for me, duno about you.
this is what xanga entries have come down to, eh? haha.
eat some apples
are u taking ideas from the cosby show to fill up ur xanga page?
kashi + whole milk = squeaky clean
your dream reminds me of an episode of Bewitched when Darren dreams that he’s the first man to get pregnant and have a baby, and he gets all this attention from the news media. lol – hope you enjoyed being pregnant!
and bori cha (barley tea) helps with constipation, i heard.
you are some freak!
what is your diet composed of generally?
drink teas?
first of all, your urinary tract and poop track are on different pathways…=) i hope youre feeling better. drink lots of water and try to stay away from doughy foods. jook is always the best with a lil soy sauce, sesame oil, and ggeh so geum.
@cinnabunz123 -
i know where my urinary tract is, woman! but whatever goes out the urinary tract first gets absorbed through the poop track. and since my poop track was backed up, the piss wasn’t changing colors like it should have been, was my original point. anyway, it’s somewhat better now. pooping freely! thank God.