December 15, 2008
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if death in jihad is rewarded with 70+ virgins and eternity in paradise, what does a shoe pitch get you? an iraqi reporter threw both his shoes at president bush’s face during a news conference in iraq this weekend. the president nimbly ducked both throws. maybe this reporter worked out a deal with his mullah for a pack of yodels or something. very low tech. he’s old school gangsta.
whatever your opinions of this current sitting president, it is NOT cool to throw your shoes at him. he’s still the President of the United States of America. i.e. OUR president. plus, whatever blame bush might shoulder for the mess that is Iraq, the iraqis share EQUAL blame, imo. throw thine shoe at thine own fucking face, jerk.
this also begs the question… how the hell did this guy throw two — not one, but two! — shoes at the president??? what if this guy were a serious jihadist? with serious ninja skills? to all you JFK conspiracy theorists out there that claim the secret service is too competent to let the assassination happen without their direct participation or complicit knowledge, i give you exhibit A in the case against secret service omnipotence. the pair of shoes thrown at our president. he threw those shoes hard!
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maybe they were loafers and they slipped off real quick
and so, Austin Power’s finds the answer to his question – “WHO THROWS A SHOE!?”.
Turns out the Koreans weren’t the right people to be asking.