August 12, 2004
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plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is. i’ve got the runs and i need somethng to stop this mudslide. not that alka seltzer would help that. would it? that jingle just popped into my head as sat here in mild discomfort. do women’s cramps feel like diarrhea cramps? i think diarrhea cramps would be much more manageable if they weren’t always associated with this sense of impending doom. i mean they don’t bother me half as much as when i am sitting open over the bowl. know what i mean? there was a line in a movie that said something to the effect of “we terrorize ourselves by using our imagination.” i don’t think that’s quite the quote but what it meant was that we make bad experiences 100x worse by imagining terrible things when in reality bad things aren’t nearly as bad. anyways. diarrhea cramps are the same way. bad to think about but really it’s just some minor discomfort when you strip it of all its pant-shitting horror. i imagine getting shot would be the same way. when you get shot your nerve endings get torn up and stuff and it happens so fast that i bet you won’t know what happened for a few seconds and it wouldn’t hurt. but if someone has a gun pointed at your arm in a way that you could see it happening, i bet getting shot then would just KEEL you. speaking of getting shot, i knew a guy once that got shot and a month after the shooting his arm was still out of commission and hurt like hell to be touched. that surprised me. i don’t know if that was from muscular atrophy or what. i don’t think his skin surface was sensitive. i think his muscles were stiff and hurt to move? i dunno. any doctors in the house?
how’s that for some random nonsense?
Comments (17)
yea its worse than diarrhea cramps. 8(
use a cork to plug your ass.
gross! take pepto.
Freakin A~ LOL, haha. Hope you’re feeling well and remember to hydrate
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haha… depends on the type of diarrhea cramp and how early you get it… try holding it for an extra hour or two…
imodium a.d always works for me.
btw you get your five referrals and your ipod yet?
I’m clearly not referring to ones like you. People probably don’t really care who you are as long as you have interesting posts that keep us all entertained.
dang thats so unattractive. ok i admit it. i had some problems of my own this morning.
don’t you hate taking a dump in the morning? especially when you’re tired? Do you ever lean over to where the toilet paper holder to hold your head up? =]
wow random. hope you didn’t have a finch/american pie-like momentous explosion in the bathroom.
that entry ranks up on the random-scale dear. good job. you’ve effectively assured me that there is someone out there more random than i am.
let me clarify something.. period-associated cramps are the WORST PAIN A HUMAN BEING WILL FEEL. it’s worse than feeling hungover, worse than your diarrhea cramps, worse than the impending doom of “i gotta take a huge ddong” right after u ate a huge meal.. ya got my drift?? good.
now, i will go eat my in-n-out and this sushi that u keep gabbing on about
It’s an island off of the eastern shore in MD. It’s supposed to rain this weekend tho. poop
that was the most random post.
oH um.. yea i never do that either, i was just wondering ya know. =]
tp is soft.
cramps worst pain ever? hm i dunno, i think gettin kicked in the nuts would probably rank up there
i’ll wear my nasty little slide only after you swish your foot around in the toilet. then we’ll be on the same playing field.
if its just one day of diarrhea, let it be. just drink lots of water. banana will help too. if it does’t stop, take immodium. and call me in the morning..haha