previous reviews here.
Holy smokes, it’s been a long ass time. Haven’t seen all that many movies considering… More tv these days, I guess.
My Way (2012) – Korean movie. cheese.
2 stars.
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) – Joss Whedon produced this dissection/send up/homage of the horror film genre. Funny and interesting to see something so tried and true like the horror template being taken apart like a toy truck.
3.5 stars.
Looper (2012) – Rian Johnson’s sci-fi film about future time travel stuff. It’s two movies: 1. sci-fi film followed by 2. a character drama, both good
4 stars.
Goon (2011) – hockey, slapstick comedy 3 stars.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) – cute coming of age movie. The book nearly crushed me to tears as I read it on the subway. The movie might have had a similar impact if I hadn’t read the book first. 4 stars.
Seven Psychopaths (2012) – follow up to the amazing favorite of mine, In Bruges. This one sucked it hard. 1 star
The Master (2012) – Interesting characters and amazing acting. PT Anderson is shifting his mood. Contemplative, and less forgiving. 3.5 stars
The Hunger Games (2012) – It is what it is. This is JLaw’s world. We just live in it. 3 stars.
You Can Count On Me (2000) – Sibling drama. 3.5 stars
Klown (2010) – tries too hard. 2 stars.
Argo (2012) – Fun and suspenseful, but ultimately it’s an empty shell. No character work.
3 stars
Skyfall (2012) – Bond with a soul. I think we all agree that Daniel Craig’s angry Bond is awesome.
3.5 stars
Save the Date (2012) – Cute romantic dramedy starring two gorgeous and charismatic actresses: Alison Brie and Lizzy Caplan. They carry this through the plot shortcomings.
3.5 stars
Holy Motors (2012) – Almost experimental. I liked it much better after I read a blog telling me what it’s about. But if someone had to tell me, did the movie fail?
Nameless Gangster (2012) – Korean film with Choi Min Shik. He’s a low life scheming everyman who manages to hitch his star to a rising gangster’s wagon. Who is the real grifter here? 3.5 stars
Take This Waltz (2012) – I might like this better if I didn’t think the two lead characters were assholes who deserved to get slapped. 2 stars.
Sleepless Night (2012) – French chase thriller. A cop’s son is kidnapped. Shit happens.
3.5 stars.
Django Unchained (2012) – Just another bloody revenge tale by Tarantino? Nay. It’s a classic hero tale. In Star Wars terms, it has an Obi Wan Kenobi, the Force, Darth Vadar, The Emperor, etc.
4 stars
Turn Me On, Dammit (2012) – Swedish? Norwegian? I forget. Teenage girl coming of age. Endearing.
3 stars
Rosemary’s Baby (1968) – Roman Polansky’s iconic film about what might be very shady (read: evil) dealings with the neighbors. Love this.
4 stars
The Unjust (2010) – Korean film. I forget.
3 stars.
Ted (2012) – eh.
3 stars.
Fast Five (2012) – expecting the worst, it’s… not terrible.
2.5 stars.
Arbitrage (2012) – Richard Gere is a finance titan a la Bernie Madoff. Do truth and justice always win?
3 stars.
Hello I Must Be Going (2012) – I like Melanie Lynsky. She’s so cute. And she’s very cute here as a totally mopey, depressed, lost divorcee trying to figure shit out.
3 stars.
Lincoln (2012) – I thought it was going to be a boring and manipulative movie. Instead it was an interesting and manipulative movie. Very wonky, so requires tolerance for excessive yap.
3.5 stars
Rio Bravo (1959) – Possibly the only movie I could tolerate John Wayne in. One of Tarantino’s favorite movies.
4 stars.
Pitch Perfect (2012) – I really really really wanted to like this but… Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson could not pull it off, though I think problems started way before they got involved. The script was uncomfortably rigid to the formula.
1 star
Killer Joe (2011) – Starts out shit. Ends like gangbusters. WTF is going on with Matthew McConaughy lately? He kills it in this as Killer Joe himself.
3 stars
Homeland (2011) – It’s addicted to the cliff hanger formula but it still has interesting characters. It’s not afraid to go the unexpected route sometimes, which is fun.
4 stars.
Downton Abbey Seasons 2 and 3 – meh. Rely too much on scattered elements of contrived drama.
House of Cards Season One – Not a fan of Kevin Spacey but I found this fun in its 100% cynical and dark way.
3.5 stars
Other tv shows currently in the rotation: Girls (excellent), The Americans, Community, Parks and Rec, Archer
I quit The Walking Dead for good, and feel nothing but relief. That show got so annoying.
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