September 29, 2009

• To Catch a Thief

  someone stole my ipod cable!  right off my desk at work where it was connected to my computer! 

  my phone battery was at like 15% so i intentionally drained the last 15% of battery life hoping to recharge it while i worked.  when i reached across the desk to find the cable….  uh oh!  no cable!  drat!  i thought it might be someone at work, but this morning i unlocked the computer (i don’t turn it off or logoff) to see the iTunes software update notification window up.  this window doesn’t usually pop up unless someone boots up itunes, right?  so this means someone connected an ipod or iphone to my computer while i was gone!  probably the same fucker that stole my cable.  the nerve of this motherfucker!

  and since he used my computer to charge his ipod/iphone, that probably means he doesn’t have a computer of his own here, which means he doesn’t work here, which means he’s probably on the cleaning crew. 

  and unless i am willing to ninja it out all night hiding in the ceiling tiles ready to pounce on this fucking jerk, he’s pretty much gonna get away with it. 

  hey, how do i trap this fucker?  i wish i could like install a camera and record him or rig my cube with a hundred fucking exploding caps of permanent pink ink like they have in banks. 

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