September 17, 2009
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you naughty, dirty bastards like the porn, do ya? do ya??? ya you do, you nasty little freaks, you.
those food porn shots i posted yesterday do it for me too, honestly. i could state at pics like that for days in a full blown fantasy stupor. all that buttery, drippy hollandaise…
i’m having mad food coma right now or something like it. what is it about taking a massive dump that puts me right to sleep? i can feel it creep up from my belly, my belly that buzzes with comfort after dropping a fatty in the pool. they say the buildup of feces and gases in your intestines restricts blood flow. maybe evacuating my bowels causes a welcome rush of blood that causes a mild euphoria. kind of like the first huge gulp of air you might swallow after suffocating for a while.
man, what the hell am i talking about right now…
whatever. here’s a good song i’ve been listening to:
